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Personal blog

My personal blog on my experiences with more than a little dark humour.

Drawing the Line

Did you know that the city of Manchester is on the coast? No, me neither.

Shop a Skiver

Rupert Murdoch wants us to “shop a skiver.” So let’s start with the biggest skiver of them all: him.

Crapping on the Canadian Flag

Not allowed to be a Canadian citizen, I’m instead leaving a parting note. But it’s not me crapping on their flag — it’s them.

A World Record

There is an atrocious world record of human rights abuses – from more than just one host nation of the Olympic Games.

Wanted: One Immigrant

Apparently the UK is “full.” Well I’m leaving, so that leaves one space for someone, right?